what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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