How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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