I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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