I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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