why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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