I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
it glows. i had to have it.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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