I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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