I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Just took my morning after pill in the library
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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