My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
