Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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