He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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