I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Your shirt... Was in my pants
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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