party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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