i barfeds in our rink
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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