Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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