She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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