HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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