Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(314): View more from Missouri

I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.

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(517): View more from Michigan

He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine

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(305): View more from Florida

The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.

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(416): View more from Toronto

The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting

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(817): View more from Texas

We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden

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(615): View more from Tennessee

NoShamevember. You game?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.

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(801): View more from Utah

Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock

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