I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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