When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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