dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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