you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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