there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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