talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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