Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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