I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm sobbing to NWA
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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