Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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