Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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