Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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