i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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