Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
