I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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