I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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