Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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