North Korea, Best Korea!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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