hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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