Dual....:-)
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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