we're blogging at a bar
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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