..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
...so i touched it.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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