It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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