...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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