I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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