Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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