I want to make a zoo with you.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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