So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My ass is underappreciated
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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