If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Its about making memories worth repressing
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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