they need to just BURY HIM!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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