Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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