So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
