would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
i out mim tonsoeep
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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